How to dress like you are 34 weeks pregnant with twins

How to dress like you are 34 weeks pregnant with twins.

Step 1: Put on underwear (if they fit).  If they don't fit I hear a good alternative is your husbands unders.  However if your husband is slender I do not recommend this as it may cause some self-esteem issues.

Step 2:  Put on your back brace/pregnant belly lifter belt.  *Note when your mother says, "are you sure a medium is going to be big enough?"...you should listen and go with the bigger size.

Step 3:  Put on your compression leggings.  Allow 6-7 minutes for this step as it is very difficult and will cause shortness of breath.  I recommend rupreggers.com.  They cost the same as drug store compression leggings but come in fun colors...and they go over your belly for comfort.

 Step 4:  Put on one of the 3 tunic tops Target's maternity section sells.  Since that is the only store in town that sells maternity gear after Motherhood Maternity closed right after you found out you were pregnant.

 Step 5:  Put on the only pair of shoes that fit you.  Buckling the back is optional, as you may need help to do so.  *Note: make sure you prop your feet up during the day so that your feet don't swell too much and you'll be able to take them off at the end of the day.